Melissa, starry-eyed soy-lovin' Expatriated Zulu (oddharmonic) wrote,
Melissa, starry-eyed soy-lovin' Expatriated Zulu
oddharmonic

The Mrs. World pageant reminds me of why I only watch news rebroadcasts on PAX.

When Weekend All Things Considered ended, we scrambled to find something on TV to watch since sports crap usually preempts weekend evening news. Carefully avoiding Lawrence Welk (which PBS shows, whee), I stumbled across the Mrs. World pageant on PAX.

Note to self if I ever get a lobotomy and wind up directing something like that:
- Dozens of women doing syncopated movements out of sync looks stupid;
- Asymmetrical one-sleeved dresses covered in sequins remind me of cheap hookers;
- If you're going to have dozens of women swing their hips to "All That Jazz", don't half-ass it;
- Slim skirts are a stupid idea if you're including a kick line, especially with a group that can't do anything in sync; and
- If you're going to have a line of people do a cascading movement, practice it until they can do it fluidly.

I wonder if I can file with them for the minute of my life I was too stunned to change the channel back.
Tags: 791.45_television, 817_humor
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