Feel free to start placing bets on whether I'll find out what's causing my medical problems before I give up, go home, and see a REAL provider. (I can't recommend Denver/Evergreen OB-GYN enough to any woman in the Denver area. I never knew medical care wasn't supposed to leave me angry and confused until I saw them.)
EDIT 1320: an Apologetic Airman from the base clinic called to tell me the base clinic won't be open on 1 August due to an event on base (they weren't sure what it was, but think it's a parade) and I had to reschedule with the Tricare appointment line. Another ten minutes listening to craptastic hold music and I have an appointment for 4 August. If it wouldn't lessen my chances of ever getting any care from the base clinic, I'd go to the civilian hospital for a Pap smear since I've already been waiting for a couple of weeks.
I'd like to kick a lot of people in the c_nt, but it'd ruin the shine on my shoes.