Melissa, starry-eyed soy-lovin' Expatriated Zulu (oddharmonic) wrote,
Melissa, starry-eyed soy-lovin' Expatriated Zulu

Quit calling, Tammy doesn't live here.

Starting in April, we have gotten the same "wrong number" call three to four times a week, every time two calls within five minutes of each other with the same caller ID slug (Poplawski Domon / 919-936-2209). Same conversation every time, too:

Me: Crawford residence.
Mystery Stupid Caller: Tammy?
Me: This is the Crawford residence: Melissa, Robert or Laurel. No Tammy.
Mystery Stupid Caller: Uh... Tammy?
Me: No, this is the CRAWFORD residence, 919-751-xxxx.
Mystery Stupid Caller: [hangs up]

Today we got a free copy of the Sunday local paper (since the federal Do Not Call list hasn't kicked in yet, the local paper tries to get us to subscribe at least twice a month) and in the second page of wedding listings, I found our Mystery Stupid Caller!

If you'd like to congratulate Michael Poplawski on his marriage, drop by the Furniture Fair electronics department (don't know which once, but there's only two in Goldsboro) or call him at 919-936-2209 and tell him the Crawford residence is glad he finally quit calling for Tammy.

Poplawski-Sawyer wedding announcement
Tags: 817_humor, 975.6_north_carolina
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