So, imagine Jake sitting in Himself's computer chair with the Spongebob stuck to his forehead:
Jake: [dryly] I think this is the gayest thing I've seen all day.
Himself: [incredulous] Didn't you go to work today?
Jake: Yeah, but this is gayer.
(N.B.: For those of you that don't know us, both of them are in the military. Don't ask, don't tell.)