One of the items in the most recent package from my folks was a Spongebob Squarepants bath sponge with a suction cup holder. Laurel found it as Jake and Himself were coming in after work and asked for it to be opened. We quickly discovered the suction cup on it really does stick to almost everything.

So, imagine Jake sitting in Himself's computer chair with the Spongebob stuck to his forehead:

Jake: [dryly] I think this is the gayest thing I've seen all day.
Himself: [incredulous] Didn't you go to work today?
Jake: Yeah, but this is gayer.

(N.B.: For those of you that don't know us, both of them are in the military. Don't ask, don't tell.)