Me: I saw him in Newsweek. He's pretty young-looking.
Me: Yeah. Can I be an ex-dictator?
Me: I took over the inside of my head once when I was off meds. Does that count?
Me: Screw you! It does. I am the ex-dictator of All the Voices Inside My Head! Muahahaha...
[later]
Me: Wait... does this mean I have to live with my parents longer? 'Cause I'm moving back to NC and would feel bad about depriving Himself of my fine ass.