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You Had To Be There: "What the douche?"

My evil offspring is fond of the saying "What the deuce?!"... except I just heard her surprised exclamation "What the DOUCHE?".

(Yes, she knows what "douche" means and probably said it on purpose.)

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clemidia
Nov. 25th, 2008 09:25 pm (UTC)
Oh, my. Have YOU got some fun years ahead...
oddharmonic
Nov. 26th, 2008 07:33 pm (UTC)
Indeed.

If it's sold at the dollar store, she knows what it is and what it's used for. This week we found bi-color condoms there! Not sure how the color is distributed, but I informed her that if someone is hard enough up that they can only afford dollar store condoms, they can go to Planned Parenthood and get ones of less dubious origins.
clemidia
Nov. 27th, 2008 12:29 am (UTC)
Or not made in China for teeny peniis?

LOL.
oddharmonic
Nov. 27th, 2008 01:29 am (UTC)
I did not buy them! Perhaps next time I will buy a pack to open and measure for comparison to major brands -- Condomania has listed measurements on their stock for years.
assmonkeydiary
Nov. 26th, 2008 05:01 pm (UTC)
My evil offspring is fond of the saying "What the deuce?!".

I sense the influence of Family Guy....
oddharmonic
Nov. 26th, 2008 07:30 pm (UTC)
Oh yes. Before we took the TV out of her room, she thought it was the bee's knees to "sneakily" watch TV in the middle of the night.
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