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It's lucky the homeowners were able to wrest control of the shotgun from the criminals, but I'm mildly surprised they weren't packing. If these fine specimens of humanity had kicked in my door overnight, they'd both be dead and I'd be regrouting the tile in my entry.

Dallas Morning News: Mom tells kids to hide in closet during Blue Mound home invasion

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firni
Sep. 3rd, 2008 06:02 pm (UTC)
With the thefts and break-ins we've had in our neighborhood lately, I've wondered what the jagoffs would do after pushing in MY house, to find a 5'5" crazy-eyed woman with a taser in one hand and a .45 in the other.

My husband figures after the first one got tased, the other(s) would probably run away, ruining my fun.
oddharmonic
Sep. 3rd, 2008 06:10 pm (UTC)
We got a neighborhood watch notice a few weeks ago about a string of armed push-ins. It led to us joking about how that'd end at our home.

I don't have a taser but I should get one. And some more smoke bombs, because I should play outside with my Airsoft guns more often.
firni
Sep. 3rd, 2008 06:14 pm (UTC)
I'd have a hard time not shrieking "CASTLE DOCTRINE, BITCH!" at anyone after I'd stunned them.

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