Stop the presses, this is brilliant:

The next time I call the Dallas Police to tow a certain car parked in the fire lane (again) and find myself in the "not my problem" call referral cycle, I will remain calm and get out the window chalk.

I will then go down to the offending car and write something filthy but not immediately offensive to the uneducated reader. So far, I have:
- fistula
- phimosis
- polyfecalia
- rectocele
- tophus
- volvulus

(Why didn't I take gross pathology again?)

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