The Sea Hag just came downstairs to complain about the smoke from the chiminea. (Vogon's making bottle beans in it and given the amount of noise they make pretty much all the time, he's not too concerned if the smoke is bothering them. I'm amazed she even noticed since she's a chain smoker.)
Apparently she didn't check to make sure her girls were tucked in to her halter top first so now I've seen way more of her than I ever wanted to see. *applies bleach to brain*
edit 1730: She called 911 on us after threatening to tell the police we sell drugs. The firefighters told us to douse the chiminea (extinguished less than five minutes after she complained to us) with water or they'd run a fire hose through the place, so we dumped a couple bucketfuls of water on it, flooding it out. Lesson learned: call 911 for annoying neighbors instead of thinking 911 is for actual emergencies and repeatedly calling the apartment office for noise and smoke complaints.
Apparently she didn't check to make sure her girls were tucked in to her halter top first so now I've seen way more of her than I ever wanted to see. *applies bleach to brain*
edit 1730: She called 911 on us after threatening to tell the police we sell drugs. The firefighters told us to douse the chiminea (extinguished less than five minutes after she complained to us) with water or they'd run a fire hose through the place, so we dumped a couple bucketfuls of water on it, flooding it out. Lesson learned: call 911 for annoying neighbors instead of thinking 911 is for actual emergencies and repeatedly calling the apartment office for noise and smoke complaints.
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Just add this to the reasons I think firefighters are kooks.
It would have been funny-sad if they'd put a fire hose through our front door since it's probably the most roundabout route to reach our patio.
I wish I'd thought to tell them when there were in my house that the neighbor exposed her breast to me.
About half of their trash by volume consists of empty pizza boxes (mostly Domino's), Hot Pockets packages, Diet Coke and Miller Lite cans and boxes, and Marlboro Menthol cigarettes. After three years with nine units that share the same curbside pickup point, I can look at most trash bags and tell you which unit they came from.