Apparently she didn't check to make sure her girls were tucked in to her halter top first so now I've seen way more of her than I ever wanted to see. *applies bleach to brain*
edit 1730: She called 911 on us after threatening to tell the police we sell drugs. The firefighters told us to douse the chiminea (extinguished less than five minutes after she complained to us) with water or they'd run a fire hose through the place, so we dumped a couple bucketfuls of water on it, flooding it out. Lesson learned: call 911 for annoying neighbors instead of thinking 911 is for actual emergencies and repeatedly calling the apartment office for noise and smoke complaints.
