Melissa, starry-eyed soy-lovin' Expatriated Zulu (oddharmonic) wrote,
Melissa, starry-eyed soy-lovin' Expatriated Zulu

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Plagues and Brachyura and horrible puns, oh my!

I ordered some mantid oothecae over the weekend. Vogon retrieved them from the mail tonight without knowing the contents of the box.

When I told him, I joked, "I got you one of the plagues for Valentine's Day! Which one did you get me?"

Without skipping a beat, he replied, "Crabs."

(I knew that Joe's Crab Shack shirt I got him last summer was going to come back to haunt me.)

Tags: 595.727_mantids, 817_humor

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