Amazon.com's gift recommendations really do get better with my input! Heh.
If I felt any urge to buy Himself a holiday gift, Amazon.com just recommended the following to me:
Doing Nothing: A History of Loafers, Loungers, Slackers, and Bums in America
Thank you, Amazon, for making me laugh so hard I snorted my drink.
Bonus hilarity: at the time it made the recommendation, I had just purchased the Sausage Stuffer Kit attachment for the KitchenAid stand mixer.