I thought about pitching my tent in the living room, but it would block the patio door.
Our regular UPS guy delivered my new tent and sleeping bags today, so Laurel and I are squared away for our first overnight campout next month. The enclosed camp chairs bring our household total to four, meaning we finally have one for each of us and an extra to share. Hooray!
Thanks for the heads-up on the product we chose, discordian.