Melissa, starry-eyed soy-lovin' Expatriated Zulu (oddharmonic) wrote,
Melissa, starry-eyed soy-lovin' Expatriated Zulu
oddharmonic
  • Mood: giggly
  • Music: the pressure cooker makin' me some BEANS

Consumer surveys: I'd like to buy the world some lube.

After enlisting Lalaru to answer the kids' questions in a consumer survey on fruit snacks, I turned to the regular one chosen for me. It asked if I had ever used a personal lubricant to enhance intimacy in the past year. After I answered yes, it informed me I was not qualified to finish the rest of the survey.

So, um, there are people out there that don't use lube. This explains a lot.


(Also, I now feel like buying some of the particular brand of fruit snacks the survey was about because the product description sounded too wacky to be real, like those "pudding bites" I once found on sale.)
Tags: 817_humor
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