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After enlisting Lalaru to answer the kids' questions in a consumer survey on fruit snacks, I turned to the regular one chosen for me. It asked if I had ever used a personal lubricant to enhance intimacy in the past year. After I answered yes, it informed me I was not qualified to finish the rest of the survey.

So, um, there are people out there that don't use lube. This explains a lot.


(Also, I now feel like buying some of the particular brand of fruit snacks the survey was about because the product description sounded too wacky to be real, like those "pudding bites" I once found on sale.)

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oddharmonic
Sep. 26th, 2006 11:52 pm (UTC)
Oh, it's just an off-color joke -- not using lube leading to more friction and less comfort.

I don't have any clear idea about usage stats, but every so often I hear stories from adult stores about customers buying products without lube to accompany the purchase against the advice of the employees.
baronessvarla
Sep. 22nd, 2006 09:49 pm (UTC)
WTH?

Off topic - I received my Chili Pepper Growing Kit today so tell Laurel thank you. :)
oddharmonic
Sep. 26th, 2006 11:54 pm (UTC)
I love the bizarre things the surveys look for. A couple months ago I wasn't qualified for one because I'm actively trying not to get pregnant. Heh.

I've relayed your thanks to Laurel and I have to thank you as well -- it reminded me to go water our pepper plant!

Do you have any requests for your thank-you drawing?
baronessvarla
Sep. 26th, 2006 11:55 pm (UTC)
Um, yeah, since you brought it up... how about a ladybug? Or several.
jaymark108
Sep. 22nd, 2006 10:17 pm (UTC)
What's a Lalaru?
oddharmonic
Sep. 22nd, 2006 10:33 pm (UTC)
Lala Ru is a character from the anime series Now and Then, Here and There. In our house, it's mashed into one word as a nickname we use for Laurel, my six-year-old daughter. (:
jaymark108
Sep. 23rd, 2006 03:02 am (UTC)
Lala Ru! I loved that show! ^__^
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oddharmonic
Sep. 26th, 2006 11:55 pm (UTC)
They were good at room temperature! They got too hard for me when they were cold, like when someone accidentally put them in the fridge one day. *ahem*

The new product looked like yogurt-covered fruit snacks to me, but I'll have to check them out in the grocery store to be sure.
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