Consumer surveys: I'd like to buy the world some lube.

After enlisting Lalaru to answer the kids' questions in a consumer survey on fruit snacks, I turned to the regular one chosen for me. It asked if I had ever used a personal lubricant to enhance intimacy in the past year. After I answered yes, it informed me I was not qualified to finish the rest of the survey.

So, um, there are people out there that don't use lube. This explains a lot.

(Also, I now feel like buying some of the particular brand of fruit snacks the survey was about because the product description sounded too wacky to be real, like those "pudding bites" I once found on sale.)

Tags: 817_humor

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