Laurel and I picked out a belated birthday card on Saturday, but I didn't get it out in the mail today. Since I had the extra time, I decided to make up somewhat for the lateness by sticking a five-dollar bill in his card and wrote "Here's a little something to celebrate with. Don't spend it all on hookers and blow." I figure he'll either laugh or ignore it.
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- Melissa, starry-eyed soy-lovin' Expatriated Zulu (
oddharmonic) wrote,
Melissa, starry-eyed soy-lovin' Expatriated Zulu
oddharmonic
Some days I win at getting cards out on time. When I don't, I try to be funny.
Laurel and I picked out a belated birthday card on Saturday, but I didn't get it out in the mail today. Since I had the extra time, I decided to make up somewhat for the lateness by sticking a five-dollar bill in his card and wrote "Here's a little something to celebrate with. Don't spend it all on hookers and blow." I figure he'll either laugh or ignore it.
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"This is why I have a Twitter feed."
Spotted in a Hairpin thread, posting here for later reference because it rings true for me: Re: "There's something very melancholic about having…
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Book fair, bulletin boards, some kid stuff and a computer hardware funny.
Facepalm moments of book fair: - A lingering browser during class time that thought cents and dollars were interchangeable. (They were old enough to…
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In which I remember the perils of dollar store jewelry.
Laurel asked me to help her take out her earrings this morning; she had taken one out over the weekend because it had been catching on her blanket. I…
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