“Hey, loyal readers, it's oddharmonic. Guess what? I got buttfucked by the airlines! We're stuck in Phoenix until seven tomorrow morning, at which point we'll get to Dallas, like, around eleven in the morning, when we were supposed to be getting there like what, ten, eleven hours earlier? So, ah-- if you see, like, a panicked post from me when we get home saying that, like, horrible things happened to the cat or the fish, now you know why. I planned for a week and did not plan to spend the night here and all their discounted [hotel] rates are booked. So, ah... yeah. Check the weather before you fly because we got stuck on the ground for TWO hours in Ontario. Talk to y'all later, bye.”
Transcribed by: oddharmonic
Phone Post: Stuck in Phoenix for the night. Yuck.
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