I left the TV on after the news while preparing dinner and found Laurel staring zombie-like at the beginning of Wheel of Fortune. I asked her "Do you want to watch this?". She replied "Yes, but I don't." We all laughed and I changed the channel.
I turned to tell Vogon I'd changed the channel to Cartoon Network. He asked me to repeat what I'd said, remarked he must be losing his hearing because he thought I'd said 'Crouching Network', then asked "What is Crouching Network?".
I replied, "Hidden programming!"