February 7th, 2003


Purchase: Bowling for Jesus bowling shirt for Valentine's Day. Heh.

Himself brought up today that he wanted to take me to the one decent florist in town to pick out a little something for Valentine's Day. (Given the amount of foliage we have inside, it'll probably be a nice potted plant, but you never know with us.) So in return, I thought I should get him something. V. nervous since the last time I bought someone something for Valentine's Day it was a disaster, but I can't go wrong this year since he's been lusting after what I've gotten him for a few months now.

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edit 2005/02/01: The Bowling For Jesus Black & Red Swingmaster (item no. SMSBRBFJ) starts at $31.95 plus shipping if you want your own.
Staple this to your FACE

Why the people on drive-thru windows are slow.

Note to self: when given the choice of ordering out pizza or getting fast food from a drive-through window, order the pizza. It'll be done faster.

Further notes to self:
  • The same idjit that required Jose to repeat his order a dozen times at Taco Bell last fall (the only time I've been there in this town) has apparently spawned. If you have to repeat yourself more than four times, LEAVE.

  • If you are sitting in a drive-through line in a big truck, it is reasonable to dim or turn off your lights when the car in front of you is sitting at a level where anyone in it will be blinded by your lights, especially if they are kind enough to flash their lights at you to remind you yours are on high and blinding them. Also, keep your damn cigarette in the car with you. I don't smoke.

  • Always ask for sauce if you order something that comes with it. Otherwise the drive-thru mongoloid will forget it.

That is all.