After getting a superball from a gumball machine, Laurel announced "I love balls!". I replied "I'm sure that will make some man very happy someday," to which she responded "I'll make that one happy!" and pointed at the man in line behind us. Props to him for either not hearing or acting like he didn't because I was laughing so hard I couldn't see.
Vogon, keeping an eye on the headline crawl on the big-screen TV behind me, mentioned when the Pantera/Damageplan shooting headline was up (I'd told him about it a few minutes earlier). I saw a plasticy-looking chick singing in the main story and remarked, "It's too bad they didn't shoot her." Got a few weird looks from the table between us and the TV, then Vogon told me she was from American Idol.