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In lieu of a Friday Five...

No new Friday Fives until December, so I decided to do 9thmoon's Friday Questions. (Thanks to Sunnie for the inspiration!)

1. You know how some people can roll their 'r's, bend their thumbs back to touch their arm, cry on command, or rub their belly and pat their head at the same time? What stupid human trick did you always wish you could do? I'd like to be able to lick myself.

2. No ill wishes but let's say that you for some reason were to die before your significant other does. Then let's say they remarry/repartner/what have you. When they eventually die, do you want them buried next to you, or next to their new partner? I want any usable parts after I'm gone to be donated and the remains composted. Himself wants to be put through a wood-chipper. It's not really an issue now, is it?

3. It's Friday night. How many bottles of beer will be on your wall come Saturday morning? None. I don't like beer. I'd like to have a a bottle of raspberry SkyRocket and a large amount of lemon-lime soda, though.

4. Have you ever attended a wedding ceremony conducted in a religion or custom wildly different from your own? What was it like? I've never actually been to any wedding ceremony. I got married at the DMV.

5. What do you think about gargoyles? My house could use a few gargoyles. They're nifty. I want one of those Balinese dragons from the Northern Sun catalog, too.

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ex_dervish821
Nov. 22nd, 2002 03:45 pm (UTC)
ew. all the wood dust that drifts up from wood-chippers... ew. ew.
oddharmonic
Nov. 22nd, 2002 10:01 pm (UTC)
Indeed. I wouldn't be surprised if that's part of why he likes the idea.

Bear in mind here that Robert has no sense of when something is just too indelicate to bring up. Earlier tonight as I was tidying up before celendis stopped by, he commented to the effect of "not to be unsociable, but I may excuse myself to poop before I head back to work." Now I know why he really came home for lunch. *shakes head* Maybe I really have two kids, but at least one of them is potty-trained.
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