1. You know how some people can roll their 'r's, bend their thumbs back to touch their arm, cry on command, or rub their belly and pat their head at the same time? What stupid human trick did you always wish you could do? I'd like to be able to lick myself.
2. No ill wishes but let's say that you for some reason were to die before your significant other does. Then let's say they remarry/repartner/what have you. When they eventually die, do you want them buried next to you, or next to their new partner? I want any usable parts after I'm gone to be donated and the remains composted. Himself wants to be put through a wood-chipper. It's not really an issue now, is it?
3. It's Friday night. How many bottles of beer will be on your wall come Saturday morning? None. I don't like beer. I'd like to have a a bottle of raspberry SkyRocket and a large amount of lemon-lime soda, though.
4. Have you ever attended a wedding ceremony conducted in a religion or custom wildly different from your own? What was it like? I've never actually been to any wedding ceremony. I got married at the DMV.
5. What do you think about gargoyles? My house could use a few gargoyles. They're nifty. I want one of those Balinese dragons from the Northern Sun catalog, too.