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Nick, you know I love you and Rachel to pieces, but I'm not a public restroom person. Why do you think Colorado has so many trees? Or for that matter, suburban weekend warriors driving gigantic SUVs... oh wait, I'm supposed to piss on those and climb the trees so I can harass their lame ability to take switchbacks on their expensive mountain bikes without them seeing me. Heh. Anyway...

If I could be any flavor of ice cream I would be:
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