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Stop the presses, this is brilliant:

The next time I call the Dallas Police to tow a certain car parked in the fire lane (again) and find myself in the "not my problem" call referral cycle, I will remain calm and get out the window chalk.

I will then go down to the offending car and write something filthy but not immediately offensive to the uneducated reader. So far, I have:
- fistula
- phimosis
- polyfecalia
- rectocele
- tophus
- volvulus

(Why didn't I take gross pathology again?)

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themacguffin
Feb. 7th, 2008 12:12 pm (UTC)
smegma is always a good one
sandchigger
Feb. 7th, 2008 03:14 pm (UTC)
UVULA
clemidia
Feb. 14th, 2008 04:53 am (UTC)
Melissa, my love: Muchas gracias for my sweet partay hat for my birthday (compleanos?). You are SUCH a SWEETIE!!
oddharmonic
Feb. 14th, 2008 05:09 am (UTC)
Cumpleaños!

I picked it because I planned to add a message about it not being THAT kind of party hat, but then I forgot.

Hope you had a lovely day!
clemidia
Feb. 20th, 2008 08:17 am (UTC)
You know I was GONNA say CUMpleanos--my Spanish came back to me, but I second-guessed it. SHIT. LOL.

And, today, I JUST saw the SECOND one you gave me--and I am so overwhelemed! Thank you, dear, dear one!

*BIG kiss*
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