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Why, it's a goatse lime!

Picking gone-by fruits off the key lime to compost, Vogon found one that had split open. I immediately thought "Goatse" and took a marker to the soon-to-be composted citrus.

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techno1992
Feb. 6th, 2007 05:09 am (UTC)
As they say on SomethingAwful:

What is that man doing to his citrus?
oddharmonic
Feb. 6th, 2007 03:18 pm (UTC)
Goon reference FTW!
polyhymnia
Feb. 6th, 2007 06:45 am (UTC)
Ole!
paradoxymoron
Feb. 6th, 2007 06:54 am (UTC)
one of my favorite fark photoshops is a "photoshop the goatse.cx man. difficulty: safe for work"

Supposedly, someone did one of hte hands opening the clouds to let a ray of sunshine down on a house or church or something... which got virally passed around... and ended up being used at a funeral service attended by a Farker, who had to suppress guffaws during the somber event. :D
oddharmonic
Feb. 6th, 2007 03:13 pm (UTC)
Heh, I've seen that image. I even took a picture of a well-split cloud to Photoshop goatse hands onto, but my skill at drawing hands leaves something to be desired.

I would have had to leave that funeral to laugh until I wet my pants... which is pretty impressive considering I didn't pee myself when my dad told the "what's butt dust?" joke at my grandfather's memorial service several minutes before Psalm 103 was used in the closing of the service.
paradoxymoron
Feb. 7th, 2007 07:50 am (UTC)
wtf?! Butt dust?! TELL! TELL NOW! :D
oddharmonic
Feb. 7th, 2007 10:23 pm (UTC)
Short version: "Dear Lord," the minister began, "Without you, we are but dust..." He was interrupted by a young child asking, "Mom, what is butt dust?"

And there you go.
paradoxymoron
Feb. 8th, 2007 05:33 am (UTC)
Izzat like the dawnzer, which gives a wee light?
revme
Feb. 6th, 2007 01:09 pm (UTC)
I don't want to be exposed to citrus.
oddharmonic
Feb. 6th, 2007 03:08 pm (UTC)
Is this a pro-scurvy comment? (:
greeneyed_devil
Feb. 6th, 2007 01:22 pm (UTC)
That's awesome!
ker_esq
Feb. 6th, 2007 02:26 pm (UTC)
That's great.
may_lyn
Feb. 7th, 2007 12:28 am (UTC)
*laughs* it made me pucker!

i'm not saying where.
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