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Note to self: when given the choice of ordering out pizza or getting fast food from a drive-through window, order the pizza. It'll be done faster.

Further notes to self:
  • The same idjit that required Jose to repeat his order a dozen times at Taco Bell last fall (the only time I've been there in this town) has apparently spawned. If you have to repeat yourself more than four times, LEAVE.

  • If you are sitting in a drive-through line in a big truck, it is reasonable to dim or turn off your lights when the car in front of you is sitting at a level where anyone in it will be blinded by your lights, especially if they are kind enough to flash their lights at you to remind you yours are on high and blinding them. Also, keep your damn cigarette in the car with you. I don't smoke.

  • Always ask for sauce if you order something that comes with it. Otherwise the drive-thru mongoloid will forget it.


That is all.

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angelpez
Feb. 7th, 2003 08:05 pm (UTC)
- Always ask for sauce if you order something that comes with it. Otherwise the drive-thru mongoloid will forget it.


After being pissed about 20598 times about that...I make sure its in the bag before I leave. hahaha. Going through a drive through is a damn ordeal these days. ugh.
oddharmonic
Feb. 7th, 2003 09:12 pm (UTC)
Well, tonight it just seemed exceptionally long because we really did have to repeat our order four times... and Laurel was so cranky with being in the car and not going anywhere that she got really loud after the second repeat. By the time we made it to the window she was screaming so between that and the truck behind us with their high beams on, I had a headache.

I'm so lucky Robert was willing to trade so I had the Beff & Cheddar and he ate the chicken tenders. I have no idea what he used for dip, but since it didn't kil him it obviously wasn't part of the leftovers in the fridge!
oxymoron02
Feb. 7th, 2003 09:44 pm (UTC)
You need to do what I do. I don't pull away from the window until I have confirmed the contents of each bag. It's always funny to have them come back to the window looking confused. "Yeah, do I get a straw for my drink?"

In a recent (within the past month) trip to Taco Hell, the drive thru guy swore he knew me. He began asking me personal questions, and wanted to know if I worked at an ABC store. Badness. Just give me my food.
oddharmonic
Feb. 8th, 2003 12:49 am (UTC)
Normally we don't, but tonight... between getting to the drive-through itself (there was only one car ahead of us) and getting our food were fifteen minutes and Laurel was headache-inducingly loud for thirteen of them. (This is when I curse myself for wearing a watch. Also possibly for not having had a flashlight to amuse her with or a piece of paper to write "DIM YOUR LIGHTS MOFO!" at the truck that was behind us the entire time blinding us with their brights.
clemidia
Feb. 8th, 2003 12:31 am (UTC)
- Amen.
- Amen.
- Amen.

And bring a gun.

It can not only "inspire" the Drive-Thru Melvins to speed/efficient up your order, it's highly effective on those fucking headlights as well.

You're welcome.

"Martha"
oddharmonic
Feb. 8th, 2003 10:52 pm (UTC)
*cackles* I love your advice.

We've gotta get together sometime and terrorize drive-thru people:
"WHERE'S MY KETCHUP?"
"Wha?"
"Ketchup, mofo! Did you not put any in my bag?"
"Er..."
"KETCHUP! NOW!"

I've seen Pulp Fiction too many times. (;
clemidia
Feb. 12th, 2003 11:45 am (UTC)
:)

Patience has never been one of my "virtues" anyways, but I have had every adventure possible at "fast"-food restaurants and "regular" ones.

The entire food industry needs a major over-haul and they should begin with taking the fucking lemons out of the drinking water they bring you. WHO started this obnoxious habit--and what is refreshing about water that tastes like ear-wax?!
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