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And this is when I'm on the ball...

Stemming from a conversation where we admit neither of us has ever bought self-rising flour and I list the kinds of flour I've bought...

Vogon: You know where graham flour comes from, right?
Me: Yeah, I know about Kellogg trying to stop masturbation with corn flakes.

Check, please.

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radixx
Jul. 8th, 2006 06:59 am (UTC)
Ok, of all the recent posts of yours to comment on, I pick this one. Not any of serious content, not your accomplishments. Not even your cute silly daughter.

No, I pick this one!

(and corn flakes will never stop me!)
oddharmonic
Jul. 8th, 2006 08:18 pm (UTC)
I'm not sure that eating plain corn flakes would stop most people. Then again, did graham crackers? (:
textivore
Jul. 8th, 2006 07:13 am (UTC)
Honestly, I hadn't been aware that masturbation with cornflakes was a desperate problem before Kellogg...
oddharmonic
Jul. 8th, 2006 08:29 pm (UTC)
JH Kellogg was just very anti-masturbation. It's no wonder he was so cranky!
textivore
Jul. 8th, 2006 09:20 pm (UTC)
You know, that's now going to be my explanation whenever I run into someone cranky.
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