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In the vein of Chick tract parodies, Susie Bright posted dialog written by Martha Kimes for images taken from an information pamphlet on vasectomy: Snip Snip Snip.

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I've been tempted to put food coloring and paper reinforcements on our tongues, then scan them to count the density of our taste buds, but I don't think I should be tonguing the scanner until I've taken it out to dinner first.

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I sorted through the second suitcase last night (lazy, I know). Out of what I brought back, I picked out several tops to keep and made a mental note to buy some padded hangers and a garment bag for the folklórico costumes. This leaves me with:
- eight pairs of capris, sizes 8 to 12 petite in various fabrics and colors,
- a light-green print hoodie (75% cotton/25% polyester, fuzzy-textured exterior) tagged ladies' small,
- a pink-and-black floral print top with a keyhole neckline detail and flutter sleeves (95% polyester/5% spandex) tagged ladies' large,
- a vintage poppy-print scarf in chocolate, tan and burnt orange, and
- a NWT 24"x72" pink wrap (52% viscose/48%wool) from Old Navy.

If you want any of those pieces (or more information, pictures, etc.) let me know. Anything not spoken for by June 24 will go to my local Goodwill.

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blythewater
Jun. 17th, 2006 01:35 am (UTC)
the tastebud stuff is fascinating....

picture of poppy scarf, if it isn't too much trouble? i adore poppies! and scarves!
blythewater
Jun. 17th, 2006 06:15 am (UTC)
hey, never mind about pics...i'll just take it! would you like me to pay you something? postage? anything, anything?....bueller?
pallid_regina
Jun. 17th, 2006 02:21 am (UTC)
I will totally take the wrap. Do you want anything for it? Shipping, at least? I would also have taken the poppies, but Merry is DEFINITELY the poppy gal.
pallid_regina
Jun. 17th, 2006 02:21 am (UTC)
If she doesn't take it, toss that into my envelope.
blythewater
Jun. 17th, 2006 06:15 am (UTC)
tee hee. you're sweet!
redqueenofevil
Jun. 17th, 2006 02:32 am (UTC)
Am curious to see pics of the floral top, the scarf, and the wrap. :)

Say, did you ever purchase the composter you linked a couple of months ago? I wanted to know how well it worked.
paradoxymoron
Jun. 17th, 2006 04:30 am (UTC)
Do you have pictorials of these items?

:D
may_lyn
Jun. 17th, 2006 08:58 pm (UTC)
petite?

i've not been petite since...grade school? *laughs and hugs*

ok, let's try it again. *laughs and bends down from her great monstrosity type height and hugs*

one thing i've always wanted to change about myself, i want to be tiny and small and precious, instead of so damn...substantual.
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