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I bought cards for the May birthdays in my immediate family back in April and had them stamped, addressed and penciled "mail by [one week before birthday]" on the envelopes so I got them out on time, but Himself's birthday slipped my memory until last week.

Laurel and I picked out a belated birthday card on Saturday, but I didn't get it out in the mail today. Since I had the extra time, I decided to make up somewhat for the lateness by sticking a five-dollar bill in his card and wrote "Here's a little something to celebrate with. Don't spend it all on hookers and blow." I figure he'll either laugh or ignore it.

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kimberinthecity
May. 31st, 2006 01:49 am (UTC)
Okay I would die laughing if I received a card that said that. I would take the $5 and go to Starbucks. Wheeee!!!!!!

:)
slutmuphin
May. 31st, 2006 01:51 am (UTC)
i giggle thinking of the quality of the hookers and blow to be purchased with $5. nothing but the best for him, right?
oddharmonic
May. 31st, 2006 02:25 am (UTC)
A hooker that charges that little would probably shank the client and run off with the blow.

I find it amusing because he once gave me twenty-dollar bill and told me to buy myself something for Christmas. (:
clemidia
May. 31st, 2006 02:46 am (UTC)
You so cute.
blythewater
May. 31st, 2006 05:43 am (UTC)
*snicker*
knicole1979
May. 31st, 2006 12:20 pm (UTC)
Thats great. Your much more generous than I am.
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